Monday, September 23, 2013

Chimapnzee Story In-Class Exercise

Durham zookeeper, Bob Saget, was still in a midnight daze as he arrived on Madbury Road in his company pickup truck, animal restraint stick in hand, where police lights flashed and several officers surrounded a Lexus with Wyoming license plates stopped on the side of the road.

After being woken up from a deep sleep by a phone call from the Durham police, Saget couldn’t help but wonder if this was all just a strange dream. He approached the Lexus, tightening his grip on his restraint stick, only to behold the shocking reality of a chimpanzee pressing its face against the glass windshield.
Perhaps the greatest shock of all was felt by Officer Susan Smythe, who began following the Lexus as it pulled out from in front of the Tin Palace on Main Street without its headlights on. She watched as the car continued onto Madbury Road, where it began to weave back and forth across the yellow line in a careless fashion 11 mph above the speed limit. Assuming the culprit to be another drunk driver, she pulled the car over, completely unprepared for the events that would follow.

               
When Smythe shined her flashlight through the car window, she was greeted by a lone chimpanzee at the wheel, surrounded by a mess of banana peels on the car floor.

"I almost fainted," said Smythe.

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